you're Petie, and it is 3 a.m., and your master is up, hungry and bored?
Dana was up at 3, and was rummaging through the fridge to find something to eat, when Petie made the unfortunate mistake if rubbing up against his legs. (he wanted some milk.) Any how, Dana picked him up and cradled him in his arm. Petie (completely unsuspecting) purred and looked lovingly at him. What Petie didn't realize, but he was in for a rude suprise. Dana tlaked to him, and peeped to him (to which Petie answers back) and with that, Dana picked up the can of whipped cream. (cool-whip, if you need to know) any how, he continued to talk to Petie. Now, for those of you cat owners out there, know that if you tickle their paw, right above the pad, they "chicken-foot". That it, they spread their toes as far as they can. Well, Dana made him chicken foot, and when he did, Dana squirted whipped cream in his foot.
petie's ears flattened instantly, and when he was set on the ground, he immediately sat. he didn't shake his foot (why, I am not sure, that would have solved some of the problem) but he started to lick. Each lick, was followed by a head shake. (apparently he doesn't like the whipped cream)...Poor, Poor Petie. poor unsuspecting kitty. How ever amusing it was, Petie did NOT appreciate it.
I am guessing that Dana will have a surprise under his pillow tonight... lol